I am deeply concerned about the recent pants movement, and the amount of people being brainwashed by the evil pant lords.
I touched on this in a thread a few days ago, and at great risk to myself i am again willing to speak out against our oppressive overlords in an attempt to free humans and oortians alike from the shackles of confinement.
Pants are not the comfortable, protective, bottom warmers they have made you think they are. That is what they want you to believe. But i am here to shine truth on the darkest regions of this subject.
Pants actually have such a strong hold over every one of us that you could not go even one day without doing what they want.
If you tried to go to work tomorrow without pants, your boss, who i suspect is probably a pant plant placed in a dominating position to ensure total pant control, would find you very quickly (they are watching) and tell you that you have to wear pants at work. If you refuse, they will send you home, and eventually fire you for resisting pants.
Without an income you would need support to make ends meet, so you turn to your loved ones for help. When you knock on their door not wearing pants, their response will likely show that they have been brainwashed by pant overlords too, and they will send you away until you give into pants. Even your own family ties are not as strong as the oppressive hold of the pant overlords.
With no where left to turn, you would be cast out into the streets, wandering around with no pants, muttering about how pants stole your job, made your family hate you, and ruined your life.
Soon after the pants police (they are always watching) will approach you and demand you put on pants. If you refuse you will be locked in a padded cell and subjected to years of psychological analysis (aka pants brainwashing) until you give in to pants.
This scenario is both factual, and terrifying. And i am deeply concerned with the recent puah the pant overlords have made towards this game. One of the last pockets of pant resistance in the universe.
If anyone else is brave enough to speak out against this faciast dictatorship, please stand with me, pantless and free.
With your support we can change this movement from become just another case of naive pant slavery ruled be powers beyond our understanding, to a whole armour system with gem varients that buff various resistance types and make upcoming higher teir planets and mobs a whole new challenge with a new crafting pathway/skillset specialisation to get there.