Anti-pants protest

I am deeply concerned about the recent pants movement, and the amount of people being brainwashed by the evil pant lords.

I touched on this in a thread a few days ago, and at great risk to myself i am again willing to speak out against our oppressive overlords in an attempt to free humans and oortians alike from the shackles of confinement.

Pants are not the comfortable, protective, bottom warmers they have made you think they are. That is what they want you to believe. But i am here to shine truth on the darkest regions of this subject.

Pants actually have such a strong hold over every one of us that you could not go even one day without doing what they want.

If you tried to go to work tomorrow without pants, your boss, who i suspect is probably a pant plant placed in a dominating position to ensure total pant control, would find you very quickly (they are watching) and tell you that you have to wear pants at work. If you refuse, they will send you home, and eventually fire you for resisting pants.

Without an income you would need support to make ends meet, so you turn to your loved ones for help. When you knock on their door not wearing pants, their response will likely show that they have been brainwashed by pant overlords too, and they will send you away until you give into pants. Even your own family ties are not as strong as the oppressive hold of the pant overlords.

With no where left to turn, you would be cast out into the streets, wandering around with no pants, muttering about how pants stole your job, made your family hate you, and ruined your life.

Soon after the pants police (they are always watching) will approach you and demand you put on pants. If you refuse you will be locked in a padded cell and subjected to years of psychological analysis (aka pants brainwashing) until you give in to pants.

This scenario is both factual, and terrifying. And i am deeply concerned with the recent puah the pant overlords have made towards this game. One of the last pockets of pant resistance in the universe.

If anyone else is brave enough to speak out against this faciast dictatorship, please stand with me, pantless and free.

With your support we can change this movement from become just another case of naive pant slavery ruled be powers beyond our understanding, to a whole armour system with gem varients that buff various resistance types and make upcoming higher teir planets and mobs a whole new challenge with a new crafting pathway/skillset specialisation to get there.

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Pants not nerfs

Am i doing it right?

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We will pant you! We will pantalone you so hard your that when we cut your feet of they will be layered like an onion!!!

This is so good.
Just you wait mr. Dev sir. When i win the lottery ill support and advertise the pants off this game! Or kilt! When we get those that is.

I’m confused!! …now you want pants off??

I’m still wondering if we are talking American pants or British pants. It does make a world of difference!

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You anti-pantzers are all the same. Did pants kill your dog? Did pants steal your car? NO!

Pants have done nothing but put food on your table, and keep you safe. Hell, pants even goes out of it’s way to make you laugh. My favorite comedian is pants.

The next thing you are going to say is you are against hats. I mean… hats has it’s problems… but no one is anti-hatz. Except for @uni3k here… uni(three)k here probably just wakes up and says “I’m anti everything”… “See that burger over there… ya I’m anti that.” “Cute dog! Too bad I’m anti-dogz”

Is this what we want people? Are you actually listening to this “anti-pantzer” madman? I know I’m not. I’m gonna go put on some pants… and maybe a hat.

Cause, in our own way… aren’t we all pants?

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Someone call the pants police!

If i had pants on they’d be soaking wet all the time.

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:roll_eyes:

Of course, dogs pants.

Pants aren’t practical for the half hour swims across lakes and rivers, at least a groincloth dries out quicker.

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Its a sad day seeing you all so mislead by pants… i wish there was a way to make you understand, but i wouldnt wish the wrath of the evil pant lords on anyone.

In saying that, i did try to convince my girlfriend a few hours ago that we should shave pants on our dog… and i am kinda keen to see a giant pant alter pop up in game.

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“The emperor is wearing no pants”, the little boy shouted.

Haha. Just noticed the hat addition to your avatar… gold.

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Would u rather be pantsed or nerfed?

Nerf-Pants?

download

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Too OP. But they’re already nerfed…

Loincloth counter movement has been activated