Pants are the devil.
Our society (irl) is not ruled by illuminati, rothchilds, mutant penquins, lizard people, or any other of those common misconceptions.
We are ruled by pants.
If you didnt wear pants, your friends and family would disown you. You cant go to christmas lunch without pants. You cant go to grans 90th bday without pants. You simply cant go anywhere without pants.
If you didnt wear pants you would lose your job. You cant walk through the office or rock up to the building site without pants. Even for one day.
Once you lost all of your freinds and family, and your job, you would then be homeless wandering the street with no pants, muttering about how pants ruined your life. This would quickly lead to harrassment from the pants police and incarceration for not bowing down to the pant lords.
Im not going to go into detail of what would happen next, but its safe to assume going to jail with no pants would be worse than the rest of this story.
Pants are the real dark overlord of this world. And if you tried for even 1 day to resist them they will take everything from you.
Even typing this post im worried what pants will do to me. I dont have any faith that we as a society will ever break the oppressive hold pants have over us, but hopefully spreading awareness of this issue will one day lead to a revolution where humans will be able to be free again, both in their hearts and lower halves.