Today I went through a portal in…either Therka or Munteen, towards Solum, and instead I lagged and Sanctified, which, too bad. But this time I ended up outside the Sanctum.
Here begin THE REVELATIONS:
Initially I couldn’t figure out where I was…
…so, of course, I tried to shoot the thing.
But…it had apparently used ITS POWERS to disable my slingbow. 
So then I started walking around. I found …what looks like the mythical white gleam!
And a large red T, and a mysterious giant coathanger!
But then I came round the side, and realized the truth.
IT’S THE ENTERPRISE
WITHOUT ITS NACELLES
STUCK IN THE DREADFUL DREADED PLANE… OF …PURRRRPLLLLLE
And then, only then did I begin to realize how small I was…
how insignificant a pink-unicorn-bird-cat…
against the grandeur of the universe.
Which, it is a pretty grand universe.
Interestingly, it seems to be a bounded grand universe…
…but the splendor is not less on that account. Right? Right.
HOWEVER, I must warn you all, and implore you NOT to visit this place, at your own peril.
For it has been said that when you gaze too long into an abyss…
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