Punny Drink Names

As Scotland’s exit from the Euros Beckons, I feel like drowning my Sorissis with a cold pint of IRN BOORI*.

  • IRN BRU is a carbonated soft drink made in Scotland.
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Mainly when I have dairy or something spicy :rofl::joy::poop:

Irn-Bru is THE BEST non-alcoholic drink of all time!!

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Boorcardi Breezer

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Boone’s Flan

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Sochaltin Sour

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Raxxa Vaccine?

Cardass - maybe I can see this because I am not a native english speaker?
Card-Ass …
Beckon Bacon

I always thought “Antar VII” but now I see it is VI…
Antar Ratan :smiley:

What am I doing? Back to work!

Regards,

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I’d like a Serpensarindi Sour please :smiley:

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Its an old one but a good one… i even believed for a few months that was the planet name (thx to PS).
Surf & Safari…
(Serpensarindi)

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If you grappled yourself into wall a shart would probably be the result tbh

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I’m reading through these and doing sensible chuckle throughout. Thanks you all for the suggestions. Picking my favs is gonna be a nugget. These are so fun. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Everyone ignores Angel l… let’s throw in Naughty Angle… When you have one you become naughty :see_no_evil::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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The bitchin’ goblin

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