dbobick
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So who is this guy and why won’t he leave my house!?!
That’s Hank. He’s a ■■■. Never pays his half of the utilities either.
Omg b u m is a bad word lol
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At this point it’s just slavery.
This guy legit creeps me out simply because all he does is stand there and stare. (Past starting)
SAY SOMETHING. Stop being a creeper you creepy MCCreepington.
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Hank may be a b u m, but he’s tough as nails. Ever hit him a smack of a hammer? Hank doesn’t even flinch! Tough as nails I tell ya!
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thats not ur house, ur dreamin!
try to lose some stuff u carrying - doesnt work? see ur dreaming!
try to use tools - see ur dreaming!
try to use grapple - see ur dreaming!
question is: why do u keep dreaming of the same guy`?
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Pamst
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Yeah wish I could shoot him purely for fun
Like a practice dummy
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Would be fun if its a dev rooted in place as a social experiment, to see how long it takes for the first person to say hi to him.
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He is your overlord, he gave you a warp totem the first time, so you could go and mine him his gems. You’re his slave… notice the crown?
Tomir
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I feel he’d only there to judge you.
«Oh, you died… again… how suprising 
»
Also he’s the guy who takes your xp when you die.
I wonder how high level he is after all those stolen xp’s.
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uni3k
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Hank definitely isnt reaching his potential. Hes better than this, and i whole heartedly support all forms of dancing, greetings, and general random gestures.
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he could at least response to a /wave
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dbobick
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I got a couple good laughs out of these responses. I know the devs have said lore will be released in a future update but it looks like their lips are sealed on this one right now.
My guess is he is some kind of mentor, a leader of sorts that guides oortians through the beginning of the “great migration”
bregma
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He’s your aspey brother. No eye contact, selective mutism, repeating hand-waving gestures. He’s OK with being left alone, so just give him his space and everything will be fine.
It’s the 21st century. We don’t just put family members away in institutions any more. I salute the devs for making a realistic inclusive game for everyone.
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I love Hank. He is tremendous! 
a13o
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bregma
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With these nasty droopy diapers that everyone wears, I wouldn’t be at all surprised. Best not to think about it and keep all eye contact on the face.
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Have you ever been on a big hunt on one of the far away planets? He’s just the guy trailing behind pointing newbs through the right portal to get to [wherever]
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