an anonymous source left this transcript on my doorstep today…
Judge: Will the witness for the prosecution please take the stand.
Bailiff, swear in the witness.
Bailiff: Raise you right paw and swear after me: Do you swear…(witness is sworn)
Prosecutor: Please state your name and address for the record.
Witness: Alponssssee Droolsalot Jr the 14thssss
Judge: Bailiff please give the witness some tissues to wipe that up (tissues given)
Witness: Elopor outsssside of EloPortassssee
Prosecutor: Please state what you saw on the 8th day of the 3rd week last month for the Judge and jury.
Witness:Your Judgesssshhip, I apologizsssse in advancsse for the sssplight sssspeeecsssh impediment our kind are afsssflicted wisssth. (wipes) I wassthh out enjoying naturesss glorioussssnesssthh withss my niecessse and nefffphew Ssspitssalopossee and Ssspetunia, when my niecessse Ssspetunnia fell into a hole. We tried to retieveee her from the dark depppthe, (wipes) but were unable to. I yelled for my nefffphew Ssspitssalopossee to run and fetccssh sssome help. He ran assss fassspt assss hissth little legsse could carry him to the nearby town of EloPortassssee to fetccssh an inhabitant for assssssitancsse. To my horror (starts to futilely wipe the tears streaming from his eyes) Isaw ssssaw him (stands and points at the defendant) raissse hissse arm holding a totem and brutally and sssavegely pummel my sssweeet nefffphew Ssspitssalopossee to a bloody pulp. I could do nothppping to help assss I was to far away. (sobs heavily) He… he killed him before my very eyeeessse, beating him ssspavegly and vssiccssiousssly, and after he wasssee dead he beatsssse him ssssome more. By the time I reacsssssed my sssweeet nefffphew Ssspitssalopossee, there wasssspse nothppping lessft of him but a broken bone sfragment and a piecssee of bloody meat from hisssst leg.
Prosecutor: For the record Alphonse Droolsalot Jr the 14th, you are identifying the defendant as the perpetrator of this heinous act?
Witness: Yesssse ssssir, it wasssse him (points at defendant) that man there what callsssse himsssphelfff fffPssseudonym84. Why, why? He wasssse jusssst a little boy looking for a helping hand. And that isssph not the only time, I havssee heard from otherssse who ssssaw him usssing hammmerssse and axxsssseees on othersssse of our kind, sspflinging arrowsssee into mere children looking for treatsssse and kindnesssse from him. (witness breaks down into a blubbering soggy mess)
Prosecutor: Your Honor, we rest our case.
Judge: The jury shall now be escorted out to deliberate on the verdict.
Judge; ‘the defense may now approach the jury and present their closing arguments.’
Defense; ‘thank-you, your honour.’
‘Look across this hall - do you see a cold blooded murderer? Or do you see someone who has been nothing, but an upstanding and productive member of this community? These foul allegations and perversions of truth have been have been brought about to damage the reputation of the defendant; who cradled that dying Spitter in it’s final moments and furiously beat at the poor soul to resuscitate it. Alas, the Spitter died, and it is true - Pseudonym84 blames himself, but can we - defenders of truth and justice - really condemn this selfless man to death?’
‘I leave the fate of this heroic man in your capable hands. Thank-you.’
I want to know what you two took this morning. 
Kill the xenos! Purge the unclean! SUFFER NOT A SPITTER TO LIVE!!
Donations were made, and a memorial statue was erected in the young Spitter’s honour… though some disrespectful individual has desecrated it!
Don’t worry everyone, I won’t rest until the person responsible for defacing this statue is found! …
Lies! I was cleared of all charges!
You were cleared, doesn’t mean you didn’t do it, you just had a good defense
I wonder who was the judge. The choice of jury might have been biased too. We all know the corruption among Elopor authorities. Gems in right amount will get you anything.
He clearly butchered the poor creature, he has even boasted on occasions as to how he seeks out these innocent creatures and butchers them with what ever is at hand. I have even heard him myself, laughing with glee at the demise of any and all of them. There was even a report of a certain Doctor associated with the Smithsonian Institute saying he (Pseudonym84) had eradicated the spitter population on not just one, but two separate occasions! Where is the public outcry? Has anyone besides me, noticed that the jury has not returned their verdict? Psuedonym84 thinks that by using smoke and mirrors and fancy footwork that he can skirt these charges. I say that at the very least there should be a ceremonial dipping into the lava as punishment, and I want video proof of the event!!! @Scratchnwiff @DanBeforeTime
I hug my little baby spitter and cry…
Let’s hope if there ever comes a time when we can tame creatures, pseudonym doesn’t hold all the spitters slaves and make them die on their own
[frantically scrubs the totem with bleach]
He would take them just for the sweet taste of betrayal while he slowly lets them starve.
Our only hope is to get him addicted to taming cuttletrunks instead.
Remember how the discovery of cooked meat lead to the extinction of the Mo’pig? Yep, I had nothing to do with that, ignore the throne of skulls and bones vaguely shaped like mo’pig skeletons that I keep in my citadel, I had NOTHING to do with that 
i personally prefer the Mo’pig pork over Spitter ribs. never really wanted to try the cuttletrunk tentacles until i visted Elopor and, there is like an infestation of them over there, plus it’s way easier to harvest the meat and tentacles from Elopor cuttletrunks, way less protective shell than the ones on Munteen, but less flavourful