In the First United Church of Cthulhu, we feed Christians to Cthulhu >=) It’s much more entertaining than lions and they tend to get to run around screaming a lot longer.
Muwahaha, just kidding, we only make them eat the fruitcake =)
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
