I hate Oortmas- the whole Oortmas season

Every Oortian
Down in Boundless
liked Oortmas a lot. . .

But AlexxChristo,
Who lived In Kindred Bay on Sorissi,
did NOT!

AlexxChristo hated Oortmas! The Whole Oortmas Season!
Now, please do ask why, as I quite know the reason.
It could be the snow just was a little too bright
It could be, perhaps, that the snow is in his view- is a blight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that the Snow- is too often to fall.

But,
Whatever the reason,
The Snow or the Snow,
He stood there on Oortmas Eve, hating the Snow
Staring around from his build with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the lovely city coated with snow all over town.
For he knew every Oortian around in Kindred beneath
was busy now- not being so full of beef.

“And they’re just leaving up their build modes!” he snarled with a sneer.
“Tomorrow is Oortmas! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Oortian fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop Snow from falling!”

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nice boundless story (that actually is how the grinch stole christmas)

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Lol… reason #456 why I love you! :joy::joy::christmas_tree::christmas_tree: Merry Oortmas, @AlexxChristo and all the peeps at Kindred Bay! :christmas_tree::christmas_tree:

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Oops… I retype
Merry Oortmas GrinchyChristo! May Kindred find the warmth it needs this season! And may the glorious building re-commence! :christmas_tree:

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:joy: great story! :rofl:

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Update: It’s Christmas and my heart has not grown three sizes. I still hate the snow.

Merry Christmas to all! :smiley:

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I live in a snowy region and my house is made of ice mostly. I liked it when we got to keep those snowy effects from last Oortmas. But man is it an annoyance when it snows every 2 mins and you have to keep your plot view on. My ceiling is made of glass so it snows outside and inside.

Nice story. I can relate quite a lot since I live in some cold snowed in conditions irl. It bothers me that I have to come from that and log on to the same ■■■■, unable to escape. So sadly haven’t been on much in the last week :sleeping::sleeping::sleeping:

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Building while it snows is one of my major frustration right now. Being in build mode is not appealing and I can’t see which block I’m looking at otherwise. So I very much hate Oortmas as well

You been watching the Grinch to much maybe

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Don’t make me cancel Oortmas 2020!!

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Just add mosquitoes to the game. We’ll all be glad they’re gone when Oortmas rolls around :joy:

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Do it no :basketball:s sorry had to. Maybe tapper down the snow next year though

Do it i dare you
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I mean- maybe just let up a tad on the near blizzard like conditions. there are times when i’m farming and it’s darn near impossible to see what i’m doing with planting crops while it’s snowing out.

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That’s why you need a dome farm Alex :slight_smile:

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-goes to build dome farm-
-says ‘screw it’ cause it starts snowing-

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still hates Oortmas and pulls out clear weather totem

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That Fatty Always Eats Ma :cookie:s and leaves Me Vegetables can you believe it Vegetables Grrrrrr Next Year will be the year me get Fatty Touch ma :cookie: again grrrr

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So help me if we don’t get a Halloween update but get Oortmas imma lose my happy face

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