So i came to check out this guy’s place.
I found him idling in a hole nearby being guarded by a spitter. Once i determined he was AFK I started expanding the cave around him, just a little. I left him standing on a single floating rock in the middle of a giant void. But he was still AFK.
I didn’t want to turn a harmless prank into a griefing situation and I have no idea what tools he has. I opened up the ceiling so he can see at least. It’s been a little over 40 minutes 
Ah well i have to go AFK myself for a few minutes ~ We’ll see if this isn’t the perfect time for him to return.
EDIT: welll it’s been a little over two hours now, I’m off to smash up Kol Huroo for a while.
I dropped 2 extra pairs of grapples on him so he can surely get out and filled him up with the resources from the cave and rocks. 