Once upon a time… in the developer planets outside the oortiverse. A developer: V-Dragon coded a machine
VDragon: AHA! I CREATED A MACHINE TO TURN STONE… INTO OORTSTONE!
VDragon: Time for me to go to bed!
(VDragon goes to bed)
VDragon: YAWN! Good morning day! Good morning Sky good morning… Night?!
VDragon: Looks out the window: It’s night! I turned the lights off when i went to bed!
The Host of oortmas past: I am the host of oortmas paast!
Vdragon: Why the host?
The Host of oortmas past: I’m host in god mode! Thanks for the godmode machine!
Vdragon: Ok?
The Host of oortmas past: Here are the past oortmases you have had
FLASHBACK:
Other devs besides Vdragon: CHEERS!
Vdragon: STOP CELEBRATING! WE HAVE A GAME TO TEND TO!
James: But we already coded oortmas!
Vdragon: WHO CARES? WE GOTTA CODE THE NEXT EVENT!
Other devs: UGH!
The Host of oortmas past: Why do you devastate oortmas cheer?
Vdragon: I care about fame! NOTHING ELSE! Even if I graffiti on the side of the Gleambow sanctum!
Vdragon: turns off light and goes back to sleep’
The Orrian of oortmas present: WAKE UP VDRAGON!
Vdragon: INTRUDER!!!
The Orrian of oortmas present: Again… THANKS FOR THE GODMODE MACHINE!
The Orrian of oortmas present: Stuffs Vdragon inside his gift boxes
Orrian: Special delivery for the dev community! leaves and turns god mode on again
The Orrian of oortmas present: Look!
James: We don’t want Vdragon to ruin Oortmas!
Leahlemoncakes: You’re Right! Let’s Not invite him!
other devs: YES!
Vdragon: Really! Guess i’m not invited to this year’s oortmas!
The Orrian of oortmas present: Places warp conduits and warps back to his home
Vdragon: JUST LET ME SLEEP ORRIAN!
Vdragon: Sleeps
Vdragon: wakes up Finally! I awake in Peace?..
James: Selling Vdragon’s Boundless account for 50 cubits going up to 110 cubits
James: A THOUSAND CUBITS? SOLD TO THAT NEW PLAYER!!
R0semar7: I GET A DEV ACCOUNT! YEAH BOIIIIII
Vdragon: HOW DARE YOU R0SEMAR7! YOU shoots at rosemar7 with his fist Huh? It went right through!!!
The Dkpuncharello of oortmas future: I’m the DKPUNCHARELLO OF OORTMAS FUTUREEEE!
Vdragon: Stop trying to scare me! I know you are just using the god mode machine!
The Dkpuncharello of oortmas future: HOW DID YOU?
Vdragon: Why are you trying to sell all my stuff?
The Dkpuncharello of oortmas future: This is what happens when you die! You are forgotten. R0semar7 is now a developer!
Vdragon: Am i dead?
The Dkpuncharello of oortmas future: You aren’t yet. If you change your ways You won’t be. You’ll get disconnected from the oort network and rammed by a titan wildstock!
Vdragon: Titans? did they get released?
The Dkpuncharello of oortmas future: Tomorrow they did. The devs are sick of your antics! They will give you some time to change your oortmas ruining ways.
Vdragon: I NEED TO WAKE UP!!!
Vdragon: You are going to wake up!
Vdragon: wakes up
James: Wake up Vdragon! You have been asleep all throughout oortmas! I will disconnect you from the oort network if you keep up with this!
Vdragon: I’ll stop! Here is my oort machine prototype!
James: The titans are being released today! The oort machine will also be!
Vdragon: I’ll stop caring about fame… I am also going to erase the graffiti on the side of the gleambow sanctum!
James: IT WAS YOU??? I’m glad you told me!
Leahlemoncakes: Sends messages to everyone’s PM: Vdragon will be nicer! The dev crew staged the whole thing to make him reveal the stuff he coded as well as Not ruining oortmas!
James: You sent that message to Vdragon’s PM? Oh no!
Vdragon: Wait wait wait wait… YOU STAGED IT?
James: I wasn’t kidding about being disconnected from the oort network if you didn’t stop your oortmas antics!
Vdragon: shrugs
Thanks for reading my oortmas story! I wanted to choose a dev to make it fun. I hope nobody gets offended. I wanted to make it a boundless story. The only character i made up was R0semar7. I wanted to make it realistic. It takes place in the future of boundless.I hope you liked it!
