don’t think I didn’t catch that
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Sweet dreams everyone, see you tomorrow on update day! 
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Will this be the week of the update?
What you guys think?
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Hmm, let’s see if I can divine the intent of the Great Oorts…
Kills Roadrunner, Hopper, and Spitter with blade forged with Sacrifice boon 
Mixes blood and eyes all together in a bowl… 
Ok, let’s do the Oortian summoning chant and see what I see here-
“AAATUUBBIIOOO!! HIIIYAAAAHHH!! HUMBO EEBBEEEYAAA!!!”
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Hmm, something coming through…
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… The Great Oorts say that was absolutely disgusting, and I need to thoroughly wash my hands before I can even think of touching a rental. 
And I may need to pay another $5 a month on mine to atone for offending their sensibilities with that mess.
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Well, @bucfanpaka just pushed it back another month. Remember, kids, always leave voodoo and fortune telling to the professionals. Only you can prevent demonic summoning rituals.
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Well, I’ve dug up some trilobites, shark teeth, various other fossils… 
And I dug up a 55 ct ruby on Friday! 
No devils yet though… unless you want to count Evil Paka herself. 
And I’ll skip the rituals from now on, this roadrunner blood is never gonna come out of my dress… all for nothing!
(Perhaps when I get my rental world, they’ll banish me there, seal it off from the Oortiverse… woe betide whomsoever unleashes Evil Paka back into the known worlds… or at least woe betide all the fungi!)
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Don’t worry, if we don’t hear from you for a couple of days, I’ll find a mirror and summon you back. I got this!
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Sacrificing a few more citizens into Georgio’s fish tank might do the trick as well to summon me back… and even if it doesn’t, it would be fun! 
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But, but, before those items found you (yes, found you, not other way around) there was no Evil Paka!
So it’s already too late! Sweet Paka gone!
Ya know what this means right? We have to make sure there’s still some good inside of her! We need to friend her in game and then pull her into lava. If she survives she 100% evil, if not there’s still some good in her! 
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Lies! sweet paka never existed, have you seen what she does to those poor shrooms at exos?
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If I float on the lava, I must weigh the same as a duck, and therefore be made out of wood… hence, a witch… and should be burned… but then, you threw me into lava so that should already be accomplished? Hmm… either way, Well Done!
Yeah, Sweet Paka is but a legend of the Ancient Oorts I fear… the Fungipocolypse approaches… muahaha.
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… Ok, if we haven’t scared the devs off the rentals before today, if they see these latest posts, they’re sure to be turning their home offices into their best attempts at the Home Alone mansion and hiding away for a few months at the least.
Or, they might just toss an update quickly to us to appease us? Throws rental like a hot potato “Take it and goooo!! NOW!!!”
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daaaaang congrats!
You going to get it checked out and maybe cut, or just keep it raw?
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Thanks!! 
Probably keep it as a specimen - not much of it seems real translucent, and not seeing signs of silk (rutile inclusions, can result in asterism, a “star” stone when cabbed) so may be better this way, though did get some nicer quality smaller stones. 
Went to a different place this time since my usual is closed, and saw three larger than this pulled out, and one of those was quite pretty - if any here are interested, could start an OT thread with info and more pics, it is a pretty good place to plan a trip to since you can avoid crowds and all, be outside and keep distance from others, plus tons of fun!
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Guys I found this artistic representation of James. We thought there would be a testing release last Friday but actually he just started typing up the release notes. He’s been maintaining this speed through the weekend and is still going strong right now. Can’t wait to read them when you’re finally done with them, James!
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Update has been ready for weeks but all this time poor james has been writing the release notes non stop.
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I believed you. You broke my Oortian heart.
Edit: Clexarews, a few more wrong steps and you will land on the horrible people list. On a positive note, @Cuetzpalomitl will finally have someone with him there.
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It’s been lonely since they moved you to the even worse people floor
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I dont feel my forum experience is complete if i dont bump into cuetz, bob, or pendragon (among many others) every other day 
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