As soon as I saw the title and saw who wrote the OP, from the index, I already knew this would be a joke-thread. I don’t wanna be that guy who poops on everybody’s fun BUT it is a joke at the expense of the people who are leaving and/or are un-happy with the state of the game, from the people who are on the other side of the fence, and it is a bit in poor taste, IMHO. As far as I know, “complainers/leavers” aren’t making fake-out threads to make fun about how you feel about the game.
If it was the first time I’m seeing a joke-thread with a click-baity title like this one, I’d be like “hehe, ok, you got me”, but there’s been a good number of them lately… Maybe stop pulling stuff like that… 
There’s already this thread :