Who are we. We are but a phantom of the Oort. We are but dust on the Titans. We are us, we are ourselves, but we are more. We are the legacy of our great forefather. BECOME ONE WITH OUR GREAT FOREFATHER LESTER! JOIN THE “LESTER’S LEGACY”! More Info Coming Soon
So who’s interested?
PS: This is a newly founded religion so not much has been worked out yet :3
EDIT: If you want to roleplay here please talk in Italic make things clear for the rest
Lester stood upon the crest of the high mountain. He looked around and saw that the land was good. “Everywhere the light touches,” he intoned, “is our kingdom.” And a lawyer from the Disney company served him a Cease and Desist notice based on a violation of the Lanham Act as regards The Lion King. And Lester was sore afraid, and did repent.
Phone rings.
“Hello–Lester, Lester, Lester, and Lester. How may I help you?”
“I’d like to speak with Lester, please.”
“I’m sorry, Lester was delayed in traffic and won’t be here for another hour. Would you like to speak to someone else?”
“Could I speak to Lester then?”
“Lester is with a client and the moment and can’t be disturbed.”
“Well, is Lester available?”
“I apologize–Lester is hunting wild boar off the coast of Africa and won’t be back for three weeks.”
“Oh–well, then, might I be able to speak with Lester?”
“Speaking.”