Here lies Kissmyclass
She face planted into
many floors and mountains 
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Here lies Vansten
He grappled one too many wildstock.
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Ftaghn
When I was a kid, I thought it would be “funny” if in my old age I went back to live in the town where I grew up and thought I could die there with a tombstone that would say :
" 'Tis here that I grew up
'Tis only fitting I’d rot here too"
Doesn’t rhyme in English though.
Now, I’d rather be incinerated, but I would likely still have a tombstone somewhere, dunno how that works.
I’d likely have something dumb on my tombstone like :
“Did I leave the mixer on?”
“Got some gleam? It’s dark down there.”
Saw this one online and thought "oh, that’s for @NerArth "
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“How many plots does a man need? Apparently 1 only”
“He climbed the stair too quickly”
“Mistook a hopper for a cactus”
“Kissed by a wildstock”
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After careful consideration, my tombstone in Boundless would read :
“Spare some oortshards, my lord?”
Here’s a few more Boundless-related funny ones - I’m cracking myself up :
“Told you elites damages were too OP!”
“Blame Jeff for my death”
“If you can read this, you’re standing on my diaper”
“He was a good builder, a good hunter, but he was terrible with sparks generators” - (gzzzt)
“I revived at home beacon, be back in a sec - don’t take my loot”
“Jumped in lava thinking he was in his creative world”
“Took the wrong portal, fell in a hole”*
“Leave your footfall in my urn”
“Here lies an idiot who’s grapple broke mid-flight”
“RIP - The Furniture Update” (sorry @Leahlemoncakes, I had to 
)
“He thought he could stay a few more seconds on that exo-world before it collapsed on itself”
“Turns out Rift emits radiations, who knew? Not him, apparently.”
“Tried to abuse the Compactness rule - got turned into a block”
“Tried baking with no baking skills, his mixer blew up with him”
“Thought he could put his hands in the centraforge to buff himself”
“Killed by a soft slap on the cheek from James”
“How can my grave have so much prestige you ask? You should see how it looks below ground! I’m packed with decorative oortstones!”
“Finally found a place to put my beacon in this world!”
“I’m never hunting with this guild ever again!”
“The only one who saw the Warp Wraith”
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here lies Blaze.
for who an amusing epitaph
here should also appear
(but they were all taken by @Goblinounours)
oh happy days.
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Unplayable Connection
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To be fair, I can only have one, and it’s "Spare some oortshards, my lord?”
All the other ones are free for the taking.
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An alternate one, but one which I’d actually like put on my IRL (or IRD I guess) tombstone if I have one-
“I hope I dropped some good loot!”
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i actually think you having an enormously high tombstone with all your epitaphs would be the bee’s knees 
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Either that or
“Here lies Goblinounours
Who would moan
for none of his grave-jokes
would fit his own tombstone
before he finally croaks”
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Here lies Brick
“Oh, looks like a level 6 meteor.
No, it won’t land on us. Trust m…”
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Here lies Aodyn
He went AFK
The hoppers came to play
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Lived slow
Died old
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I actually built a cemetery with some graves having epitaphs. I haven’t finished yet (have 4 more graves planned) and there is also space for a few more with epitaphs written by players (competition winners).
Got distracted by other projects so it’s been on hold for over half a year now lol.
So, thank you @Mystfit for doing this - it reminded me about it and maybe indeed the coming Halloween would be perfect to revive the project? Especially that we are moving to semi-lockdown in Ireland with a view for more restrictions next few weeks, and all holidays activities canceled in the real world.
a few shots:
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Here lies DaOne
He was told NOT to do but did it anyways 
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Can I have your stuff? 
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catfud is blaze? everything makes sense now
You’ll update us in this thread where we can go contemplate our futures after you build it right?