After careful consideration, my tombstone in Boundless would read :
“Spare some oortshards, my lord?”
Here’s a few more Boundless-related funny ones - I’m cracking myself up :
“Told you elites damages were too OP!”
“Blame Jeff for my death”
“If you can read this, you’re standing on my diaper”
“He was a good builder, a good hunter, but he was terrible with sparks generators” - (gzzzt)
“I revived at home beacon, be back in a sec - don’t take my loot”
“Jumped in lava thinking he was in his creative world”
“Took the wrong portal, fell in a hole”*
“Leave your footfall in my urn”
“Here lies an idiot who’s grapple broke mid-flight”
“RIP - The Furniture Update” (sorry @Leahlemoncakes, I had to 
)
“He thought he could stay a few more seconds on that exo-world before it collapsed on itself”
“Turns out Rift emits radiations, who knew? Not him, apparently.”
“Tried to abuse the Compactness rule - got turned into a block”
“Tried baking with no baking skills, his mixer blew up with him”
“Thought he could put his hands in the centraforge to buff himself”
“Killed by a soft slap on the cheek from James”
“How can my grave have so much prestige you ask? You should see how it looks below ground! I’m packed with decorative oortstones!”
“Finally found a place to put my beacon in this world!”
“I’m never hunting with this guild ever again!”
“The only one who saw the Warp Wraith”
