Send me your tombstone epitaphs!

[Mystfit]

I am working on my Halloween build (my first Boundless holiday!) It includes gravestones. I’ve added epitaphs to them but have another row to go. So if you would like to immortalize your Boundless death, send me a brief epitaph I can put on a sign and I’ll pick a few

[HOST]

killed by meteor
death from above

[Rolando]

Here lies an unfortunate hunter devoured by a family of overly susceptible Roadrunners…

[DKPuncherello]

Here lies DK
Killed by BabyCookie

[cagian]

Here lies Lester Moore
4 hoppers from a tier 4
No Les, no more.

[iRedactoid]

Here Lies iRedactoid.
Built Sky High Towers,
Fell Hard Without Grapple Powers.

[bucfanpaka]

Here lies Paka, grappled into lava
Well Done!

[Rydralain]

I like the rhyming.

Here lies Rydralain.
Not quite a grappling ace,
slain by a tree to the face.

[DJDancecraft]

Here lies DJDancecraft
bombed others in the face but couldn’t keep the pace

(death by dodge bombs)

[LunaiHunter]

Here lies Lunai
Smacked into a mountain at 40 m/s

[Apt]

Here stands Pyrr
saved 50% on burial plot cost

[ellyphant]

Here lies Elly
Wanted a pet cuttletrunk

[Alwin]

Built a wildstock zoo
Fancied a wildstock too
Jumped into the pit, his skull was split
Alwin was trampled to glue

[FireAngelDth]

Here lies FireAngelDth

Beat to death by Bob(@Ratchel) and Morey(@morey523)

[DJDancecraft]

[Etcher]

Can someone fuel my beacon!

[4sghost]

I’m a ghost!

[Rolando]

10 chars

[Mystfit]

I’m gonna need a bigger cemetery…!!!

[LunaiHunter]

Mystifit built a cemetery, but only to get buried in it.