Place your inorganic farm’s lava before planting the fields… It’s pretty easy to place the lava wrong and the crops don’t like direct contact with lava… 
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I was testing out lava on a 2nd floor area. Surrounded by stone, but with a wood floor. So after scooping the lava back up, I was surprised to find a whole burned down through 2 floors of decorative wood…
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I lost a good amount of kindling that way
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I was on a really bad decon streak trying to forge some hammers, running on little sleep, I finally get the three boons I need and I double vig cat… ■■■■ I’ll try to salvage it! A minute later I accidentally put special gum, after already hitting lvl 4 boon, and two stable pastes because I was trying to speed through the process by canceling the animation… 
was done forging for a week.
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I once was in the same situation, and when I finally had the boons at the lvl I wanted I used deco instead of setting lol.
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That’s the worst!!! I feel that 
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thats why i don’t use deco in my forges! (even tho i can get worst bow ever thats useless)
First planet I mapped after decideing to sell atlas as a main in-game occupation was Lamblis.
Obviously, it’s covered in lava. This was a problem (esp before solidifier totems). I carefully built out bridges crawling backwards to map all the lakes.
This rather soured me on mapping lava planets, so I didn’t finish Imdaari until tonight
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I honestly hate lava planets. I don’t go to them unless I absolutely have to. I’d rather fall to my death than accidentally step into lava…
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I to am afflicted with Volcanophobia . 
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thought this one good enough to share…just bought 8 speed hammers for 95,000 each (were supposed to be 9500)…serves me right for not double checking before purchase 
(have sent shop owner a pm so they can check shopstand prices are correct going forward)
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OMG what the hell that’s a lot of coin 
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I am gonna make some speed hammers for you, how about 90 total for 8.55m? Ya know what, I feel generous, make it an even 8m!
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To keep thread alive and also keep track of all our 100iq evidence I’ll link @wakeNbake recent act of intelligence
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Thankyou… 
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that number alone makes me dizzy like
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One day I entered the coil room in my old workshop (that is now destroyed) and I noticed that a whole wall was missing, and it had been weeks since that workshop was made, it was underground and the area was dark, but I still cant believe I missed that. And than I realized one black brick was missing from the ceiling.
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I can’t believe I bombed my place with bombs thought they were heal bombs grrrrr
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I remember throwing a few bombs on my first real attempted build after release. I was coming out of my inventory and it just started chucking iron bombs because of the bug that occasionally makes you attack until you click again. The friend I was building with still gives me grief about it and he doesn’t even play boundless anymore!
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