yeah
we deserve it
we earned it on the field
Shotgun the ogre skin!!
Perhaps the pitchfork will be the first item to take both hands when equipped?!
Maybe the pitchfork is the exclusive weapon that is promised to the backers!!!
YES YES YES
What have I done…
Why aren’t you selling pitchforks yet?
You made a great suggestion and we are running with it!!!
Running with Torches and Pitchforks that is!!!
Shut up and sell me a Sapphire Pitchfork!
But then what will you do when they release Oortstone Pitchforks?!
Upgrade to Dark Matter pitchforks of course!!!
They will warp time and force anyone hit with it to use a dial-up modem!!!
I’m so glad this thread had been hijacked by Humour! I shall be spinning my Pitchfork with Emerald, so that when it hurts, it hurts for longer . . .
this so fits!
ahw was waiting for the floating logic there
long story short. if she weighs the same as a duck she’s made of wood and there for? … A WITCH!
the mute part was always my favourite
“What makes you think she’s a witch?”
“She turned me into a mute”
…
“I got better”
i have bad news for you that may ultimately shatter your reality.
“she turned me into a newt”
granted a mute would have been funnier!
disappointing, but still cool - years living in a lieeee!!!
too late, thou must be a witch 'cause you’ve turned yourself into someone who couldn’t temporarily read
rised pitchfork
BUUUUURN!
wait… aren’t you that person who stole my shimmer potion and i haqd to turn into a toad? ^^
But in all seriousness does this sound better?