Et tu, Brute?

yeah
we deserve it
we earned it on the field

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Shotgun the ogre skin!!

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Perhaps the pitchfork will be the first item to take both hands when equipped?!

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Maybe the pitchfork is the exclusive weapon that is promised to the backers!!!

YES YES YES

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What have I done…

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Why aren’t you selling pitchforks yet?

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You made a great suggestion and we are running with it!!!

Running with Torches and Pitchforks that is!!!

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Shut up and sell me a Sapphire Pitchfork!

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But then what will you do when they release Oortstone Pitchforks?!

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Upgrade to Dark Matter pitchforks of course!!!

They will warp time and force anyone hit with it to use a dial-up modem!!!

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I’m so glad this thread had been hijacked by Humour! I shall be spinning my Pitchfork with Emerald, so that when it hurts, it hurts for longer . . . :rofl:

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:joy: this so fits! :rofl:

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ahw was waiting for the floating logic there :rofl:

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long story short. if she weighs the same as a duck she’s made of wood and there for? … A WITCH!

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the mute part was always my favourite :rofl:

“What makes you think she’s a witch?”
“She turned me into a mute”

“I got better”

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i have bad news for you that may ultimately shatter your reality.
“she turned me into a newt”
granted a mute would have been funnier!

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disappointing, but still cool - years living in a lieeee!!! :open_mouth::zipper_mouth_face::open_mouth::thinking:

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you may delete my post i did not read the reply from @james above

too late, thou must be a witch 'cause you’ve turned yourself into someone who couldn’t temporarily read
rised pitchfork
BUUUUURN!

wait… aren’t you that person who stole my shimmer potion and i haqd to turn into a toad? ^^

But in all seriousness does this sound better?