the mute part was always my favourite 
“What makes you think she’s a witch?”
“She turned me into a mute”
…
“I got better”
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i have bad news for you that may ultimately shatter your reality.
“she turned me into a newt”
granted a mute would have been funnier!
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disappointing, but still cool - years living in a lieeee!!! 
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too late, thou must be a witch 'cause you’ve turned yourself into someone who couldn’t temporarily read
rised pitchfork
BUUUUURN!
wait… aren’t you that person who stole my shimmer potion and i haqd to turn into a toad? ^^
But in all seriousness does this sound better?