The pitchfork grants a stat bonus of rage on your character 
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That’s pay-to-win.
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The silver pitchforks will take care of any nasty vampire critters we run into! 
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The pitchfork should definitely be the first purchasable custom skin for the lance!
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the Revolt Set: pitchfork&torch
in an old fashioned style! get yours! start a sadly ending ogre hunt with your friends and neighbours!
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Better still, make it a skin for Founders only. It would be a meta joke at pre-purchase rewards.
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yeah
we deserve it
we earned it on the field
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Shotgun the ogre skin!!
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Perhaps the pitchfork will be the first item to take both hands when equipped?!
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Maybe the pitchfork is the exclusive weapon that is promised to the backers!!!
YES YES YES
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What have I done…
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Why aren’t you selling pitchforks yet?
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You made a great suggestion and we are running with it!!!
Running with Torches and Pitchforks that is!!!
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Shut up and sell me a Sapphire Pitchfork!
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But then what will you do when they release Oortstone Pitchforks?!
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Upgrade to Dark Matter pitchforks of course!!!
They will warp time and force anyone hit with it to use a dial-up modem!!!
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I’m so glad this thread had been hijacked by Humour! I shall be spinning my Pitchfork with Emerald, so that when it hurts, it hurts for longer . . . 
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this so fits!
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ahw was waiting for the floating logic there
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long story short. if she weighs the same as a duck she’s made of wood and there for? … A WITCH!
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