I’m not gonna lie, that did give a chuckle. I didn’t even think about that when I came up with it and I see your point.
There is a difference between simply heavy weapons and ridiculously huge weapons. I would like to keep this as relatively realistic as possible, and not have players running around with broad swords 6 times their size. The Pole Arms (I guess that’s what the turtle is using? I looked for a hour to see what the hell it was called and couldn’t find it) and heavy tools would be about player height, maybe slightly higher at the most.